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I love Sarah Jessica Parker. She is sexy, she’s hot but she has a horse voice that drives me crazy. She however has a smoking body. She is one of the sexiest women on the planet. I have a wish to marry her on a lone island.

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No one other than Mariah Carey could make walking a dog so dirty. After viewing these pictures I want to be the dog. I want to put on the dog collar and leash and have her walk me around. I mean seriously what could possibly be hotter than Mariah Carey shoveling my poop? Not a god damn thing baby.

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Keira Knightley really won my penis over in the movie “Domino”, where she played this really sleazy, slutty bounty hunter who was so smokin’ hot that I’d probably pay her to hunt me down.
Either way here she is on the new cover of Vogue magazine, looking stunning as always.

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Kate Beckinsale is so emo, and just too cool for school. Check out her emo hat and her cute little Barbie bag. What a fucking joke. As you can see in these pictures she looks like she had been out partying all night, and had the train ran on her and her husband by a group of large endowed black men. Her hair looks unwashed, and she is chain smoking like she’s been smoking crack and trying to calm herself down. Either way, the icing on the cake with these pictures is Kate Beckinsale’s ass crack. Yeah, as she’s hunched over you can clearly see down her pants. Now this normally might be kinda hot, but she just looks so dirty in these pictures that Mr.Penis ran and hid after seeing them.

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Jennifer love Hewitt loves teasing me. Just check out these pictures of her sexy ass in this short skirt of hers, god what I would do to be that skirt.

Posted by chanlee at 5:44 PM | Permalink | Comments

Poor Jennifer Aniston, she’s had a real hard time this last year or so. But life sucks eh? I mean she really shouldn’t beat herself up over the fact that she lost her husband to Angelina Jolie. I mean seriously, if you absolutely had to lose your husband to someone, there is no one better to lose him to than the hottest woman alive right? Who fucking cares.

Posted by chanlee at 5:37 PM | Permalink | Comments

Jessica Alba looks Really Hot when she sucks!! . I hope it was me instead of the Lolipop.

Posted by chanlee at 5:34 PM | Permalink | Comments

It's no secret to the visitors of Im-Da-Paparazzi that we think Jessica Alba has one of the sweetest asses to ever grace these pages. I had an idea a while back about doing an "Ass-Compilation" of Jessica Alba, so it worked out great when I stumbled upon a collection of her ass pictures today.

Posted by chanlee at 5:18 PM | Permalink | Comments

Jamie ur a real girl tht makes my arthur go mad.

Posted by chanlee at 4:53 PM | Permalink | Comments

Evangeline Lilly is still popping up everywhere from the success of the show LOST, and she still in my opinion is hot-as-balls.
Here are some pictures of her from Flare magazine.

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Halle Berry has one hell of a hot body. If she would just keep her mouth closed she would be the perfect woman, but every time she opens her mouth and says anything that’s not scripted, she just sounds like some hood-rat that Jay-Z picked up from the swap meet. I mean she would be one hell of a score if you did pick her up at a swap meet, but you’d have to duct tape her mouth shut while you reenact the scene from Monster’s Ball. I mean seriously, who wants to hear some chick repeatedly beg for fried chicken and watermelon while you are banging her?

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